January 2011
That glorious moment when you see your food coming...
nowomannocryy:
First you’re waiting forever like
Then you finally see the waiter walking towards you with somebody else’s food
And you’re all like
Thinking the food is yours, they walk past to the next table and you’re like
You finally get your food and you be like
lmao! LMAO!
“I am putting the poetry in motion. My addiction is overdosing on a natural high....”
– Cee-Lo Green (of Goodie Mob) - Crooked Booty
that awkward moment when you don't know if a car...
acciorupertgrint:
i’m usually like
LOL
killedmydinnerwithkarate:
I hate when people use “that is all” at their end of their sentences. Like. If you just stop typing we will know that “that is all.” Oh and remember that good ol fashion period punctuation mark? That works just as well.
Hell! Yes!
Babatunde
My African name is Babatunde. It means “my father has come home”. It’s my name because I was the firstborn male of my generation.
Donald Gets Corny
Donald: I hate seeing girls walk alone at night like that.
Jelani: You think we should offer her a ride?
Donald: She's not gonna get in a car with two strange black men who show up randomly at night...
Jelani: But it's not nighttime! It's twilight!
Donald: Okay, she's not gonna get in a car with two vampires then.
darkaugustchild:
sneakersandfoullanguage:
Expectations:
Reality:
i am weak as fuckkll LMFAO.
*DEAD*
LMAO
“We don’t pick who we fall in love with. And it never happens as it should”
– No Strings Attached (via aspiringeverything)
Ever been writing a post
killedmydinnerwithkarate:
a halfway through you delete it because you realize how pointless it was?
I just did that junk…
The Release.
I had a pretty damn long talk with one of my friends last night about the relationship I just got out of. They were clueless about everything, which made it necessary to start from the beginning and include every detail in chronological order from a year ago up until now.
Putting everything on the table like that for the first time made me realize exactly how much was going on. Every time I...
Company.
I’ve got friends over here. They’re making me laugh. Laughter’s good when you’re feeling weird…
I love laughter. I love them.
“Valentine’s Day isn’t for couples, it’s for women.”
– Everybody Hates Chris (via killedmydinnerwithkarate)
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“You could smoke a pound of cess, and it still won’t relieve no stress. God...”
– Cee-Lo Green - Thought Process
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