Scrollin down my dashboard lookin at funny posts
im all like Then when i try to reblog something Then im like
Whenever I get new questions I'm all like
I just bought more incense. Score.
I’m glad she’s okay. That’s the only thing I was worried about. But now that I know she’s fine, I can feel even better on my end. I am happy.
A guys friend zone is only impassible if the girl...
thetruthisit: We’re not as complicated as you guys are in that aspect.
I told yall. Morgan Freeman is Jesus.
what is forest gump's password?
raeyaaa: satanic-unicorn: 1forest1 CNSAKXIEYHFSOCHTOBFASSFDSIW DEAD! LMMFAO! I’m laughing so hard. Oh man…
I might make another tumblr page for serious...
Anonymous asked: Breh. Y u no take me to the park so I can swing?
Wannabe Bosses walk like this at Stephenson.
middlefingertothelaw: ^^ so true lol ooooh shit. lmao. lmao
Virgin Mary never fucked nobody, but she eats pussy with a clique of nasty...– Pastor Troy - Vice Versa
Can I please get a real question in my tumblr...
I'm growing into even more of my own person before...
thetruthisit: The whole process is quite beautiful actually.
itsapollo asked: Want to face me in MVC3?
So does anyone want to ask me some questions?
I was walking down the sidewalk this afternoon as an old man came into view. I watched him as we walked towards each other. His gait told me many tales of a life that wasn’t too difficult, but very demanding. When I was maybe 5 feet away from him, he raised his head and looked me in the eye. “How ya doing, young man?”, he asked. This simple question he asked me provoked several...
You knew shit just got real when Ash turned his...
Mute the phone for a second. So they won't hear...
middlefingertothelaw: troy491: durodevivo: painiack: YES! lmao this post ^^^ this gif!!!! LIFE! LMAO!
When people put '#' in front of a word on...
nowomannocryy: damebesoss: averagenerd91: Nigga, that’s for twitter tht face, is exactly right. lmfao that face has killed me for the night **dead** OMG THE FACE CNSMZMALRIGHFOGFBHJBUI
Christian vs. Atheist...
Christian: I believe the Bible is true.
Atheist: There is no evidence that this one religious text is any truer than other texts like it.
Christian: EVERY LETTER IN THIS BOOK IS ETCHED DIRECTLY FROM THE HAND OF THE ALMIGHTY AND ANY ONE SYLLABLE CAN REDUCE ALL OF THE WORK OF ALL THE WORLD'S SCIENTISTS TO RUBBLE!
Atheist: YOUR BRAINWASHED DEVOTION TO A RIDICULOUS BOOK OF SUPERSTITIOUS LIES HAS DESTROYED CIVILIZATION AND KILLED BILLIONS!!!!
Reblog if you've been through 01/01/01, 02/02/02,...
tribbiani: This won’t happen for another 1,000 years
Why every indian wanna be the chief? Feed a man ‘til he’s full and...– Lauryn Hill
Reblog if you have natural hair :]
kinkycurls: yeaa! whoop whoop
If only, if only...
If I could bring myself to stop caring, I definitely would. Stress, anger, and pain fill my mind way too much. I want nothing more than to be done with it… But to be done with all that, I’d need to be done with you. And that’s something I don’t think I’ll ever be able to do.
I've been thinking of the best words to use to say...
When you drop something and catch it before it...
wildhoneyy: Like a ninja. !!
nowomannocryy: trackandjetlife: nowomannocryy: trackandjetlife: bitches on my dick cause i look like mike lowery. bitches on my dick cuz my head is sunflowery. lol bitches on my dick cause I look like mr. krabs. bitches on my dick cuz I have 30 gucci bags.