June 2011
Decapitatin' rats like a BOSS.
If you come into my room, CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR.
That's What We DO!: Quick Eye Exam →
thatswhatwedo:
This will blow your mind…! Just do it - don’t cheat!!!!!!!!!!!! Try this its actually quite good. But don’t cheat! Count the number of F’s in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS
Managed it?
Scroll down only…
Fuck Homophobia
angelrenate:
Fuck Homophobia
Fuck Homophobia
Fuck Homophobia
Fuck Homophobia
Fuck Homophobia
and FUCK YOU if you’re homophobic
and I don;t take it back
FUCK YOU
The End
That's What We DO!: Mother Teresa and God →
thatswhatwedo:
Mother Teresa died and went to heaven. God greeted her at the Pearly Gates. “Be thou hungry, Mother Teresa?” asked God.
“I could eat,” Mother Teresa replied.
So God opened a can of tuna and reached for a chunk of rye bread and they began to share it. While eating this humble meal, Mother Teresa…
There should be something between Like and Love.
“Operatin’ under the crooked American system too long OutKast, pronounced outcast...”
– Big Rube (True Dat - Outkast “Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik )
Shia Labeouf's Details interview.
persephonespen:
batarangs:
gryffinclaw:
Some classic quotes.
What bothers me most about this interview is can you imagine if it was a young actress bragging to a magazine about all the men she’s slept with or cheated on? She’d be a joke in Hollywood and fired immediately - like Megan Fox. Oh, wait… Fox never behaved anywhere near this bad in interviews but she was fired anyway.
I...
Some Things about Nothing: An Anecdote →
youlovemelots:
So lemme tell yall what happened yesterday.
Brief Background: There is this guy who met me once and got my number. This fella decided he was madly in love with me. He texted me everyday talking about how much he loved me and gave me reasons. Mind you, he didn’t go to me school. I met him at an…
Haaaaa. Oh, Ebby. Poor kid.
Cent. Five cent. Ten cent. Dolla.
WatchDo not watch this if you’re:
around family
immature
eating
queasy
aroused
a penis
… I think that covers everything.
