August 2011
wysdom asked: It looks like I'm your only friend...
Whyyyyyy, oh why
is Pottermore all over my dashboard?
humpingturtles:
Dear Wendy’s,
Because you guys don’t have trashcans or sanitary-napkin disposal bins in your Women’s bathroom, have fun picking up my bloody tampon from behind the toilet.
~Sincerely, a very angry perioding teen
This makes me so sad. What the fuck.
July 2011
1 tag
"My lord..."
"UVADDEH KADOVRAAAAAH"
lmfao. lmfao. lmfao.
Love is not about having the perfect somebody....
What I NEED to do
is get me a girl like lolsummer69…
Whenever I have a friend over and I'm on tumblr.
sapphirebones:
Friend: “Who’s that?” “Do you know her?” ”Wait, stop scrolling, what’s that?” “Wait let me read that” ”Why is that person posting that?” “What does that say?” “Is that a naked girl!?”
Me:
Exactly! lol Such accuracy!
humpingturtles:
If your penis gets dry do you rub lotion on it
Does it hurt when a guy sits on a bike
Why doesn’t it feel good every time a guy goes poop if there’s supposedly a “prostate” up their ass that makes anal feel good
Why do some penises curve? Is it from fapping too much in that direction
Can you make your penis move without using your hands
Can you pee and walk at the same time
...
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medicinmanolos asked: 1. You can never use too many GIFs, Donald. Never. Don't let them tell you any differently.
2. Maybe I was plannin' on asking you some thoughtful, probing questions and then there were no GIFs, so I couldn't even?
2. Maybe I was plannin' on asking you some thoughtful, probing questions and then there were no GIFs, so I couldn't even?
Anonymous asked: Y r u so freakin cool?
Lisa.: Rappers all have their trademark noises. →
eddaybruh:
drespect:
Wiz Khalifa’s and Lil Wayne’s laughter
Drake’s “UHHH!”
Lil B’s “SWAG!”
Kanye’s “HUH?!”
Pusha T’s “YEUUUGH!”
Big Sean’s “BOYYY!”
Kid Cudi’s “HEEEY!”
Jay-Z’s “YEP!”
Tyga’s “AUUUGH!”
Chris Brown’s “Leggo!”
Gucci Mane’s “BURRR!”
J. Cole’s ”Hey,…
dont forget Rick Ross’s “UHHH!”
Big K.R.I.T.’s “AAAHHHHH!”
Curren$y’s “ELLL”
Donald’s...
I would like to put gifs in my
upstatesweetheart:
questions to people, thanks, Tumblah.
… Don’t you use enough gifs already, my dear Asha?
Anonymous asked: Oh.
Who wants to get up in my ask box?
Look, I’m even putting the link right here so you don’t even have to go to my page. I’m such a great guy.
