Considering taking the Phone app off my home screen.– David (via nevver)
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xwhatserface: mel-lovable: karameruru: viremi: thelocalpaedo: TAKEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN MEEEEEEEE TAKE ON ME TAKEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN TAKE ON ME I’LLLLLLLLL BEEEEEEEE GONEEEEEEEE IN A DAY OR TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ezydontdoit: Being shot at is so overrated. Running people down is degrading. The most overrated sedan is a Mercedes. A woman can’t do what a guy does and still be a lady. Crime and unemployment are escalating. Unfortunately Cadillac is still making Escalades. Amare Stoudamire is rocking braids. TBC
aleperintown: agauntletoflesbians: starlitvalkyrie: jkimisyellow: brandonality: jellomuffins: kochira: Japan .. you win again, another useless song stuck in my head for life. the one in the yellow has so much groove though I feel like this is a children’s show that teaches kids to love vegetables. I now love veggies. omg my new favourite thing ever i have no idea what i just...
In college, I used to underline sentences that struck me, that made me look up...– Jhumpa Lahiri, My Life’s Sentences (via azspot)
Don't just quote Scripture; live it.
Massive 51st Independence Anniversary parade and... →
dayummdrea: thisisyourbaptismm: dirtyysouthh: julieas: For @dirtyysouthh, you just loves cats so much. what the FUCK was that LMFAO WTF. UHHHH WUT Reblogging again.
dayummdrea: LOL wut
So, the name of that movie is Flash Point. Starring Donnie Yen, famous for his Ip Man movies.
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videohall: Drunk Man Tries Walking Up Hill. Every second of this video is painfully hilarious.
cynfullyyours: empresscrys: msmarvelust: 113 Year old woman sexually harasses a guy while he’s driving on the freeway. Oh wow LOLLLLLL LMAO! “Oh my god, I feel like a ghost.”
rest of the world: why
japan: why the fuck not