July 2012
June 2012
i need some new people in my life..
“Absence diminishes little passions and increases great ones, as wind...”
– François de la Rochefoucauld
this is a true story
peaceroxi:
so you know guy fieri right
this dude on food network
WELL, I HAVE A STORY.
my aunt lived in the same apartment complex with him, same hallway even, when they were younger.
he was like three or something and she was maybe ten?
but anyway
he pooped in the middle of the hallway
literally pulled his pants down and just took a shit right there
and my aunt saw it and ran to tell...
“The surface isn’t really the surface, but rather a manifestation of the depths.”
– Douglas Sirk (via nevver)
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wanna see a girl get her first brazilian wax ever? →
Have you ever been so mad you ripped your own arm...
chocolate-covered:
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YU GOT PEOPLE DAS AROWN YU. DEY GON' TRY DEY BEST...
KEEP DEM SKWARZ UPOUTCHO SERCKLE. WHAT DON’T KILL GON’ HURRCHU.
me: where do you live?
vegan: I'm a vegan
that awkward moment when you are in the club...
dontcallmesquishy:
savingprivateprose:
I do those exact hand motions whenever 2Chainz comes on in my car.
^ me too.
Watchimperfect-ions:
The guiltiest dog in existence.
LOLLLLLLL
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butt-0ns:
I downloaded smells like teen spirit...